Annoying Facebook friends takeover

Facebook, the most amazing thing since sliced bread, has some of the most irritating users on the planet, hands down.

Now, for someone who goes on Facebook whenever internet is available, I feel as though something should be said to those users who do the dumbest and most useless things. Because, more often than not, it bugs the crap out of everyone.

First off, have you ever received 30 Farmville requests from the same person? I know I have. Seriously guys, I don't know how to tell you this without hurting your feelings or anything, but I couldn't care less about your farm.

Nor do I care about your mafia, your pets or any other Facebook application I never took the time to become "addicted" to.

Then there's the matter of those personality quizzes. I'm personally guilty of taking a few "Harry Potter" related ones, but other than that, I just "like" a lot of stuff.

I tend to stray away from finding out what my soul's inner animal is or what the color of my eyes actually means according to some bored teenage girl.

Can you possibly find something more useful for your time?

Do you ever read someone's status and just wonder why sometimes? There are some people who simply love to describe every aspect of their life in great detail.

"I went to the market today and saw a really cute puppy! Then I bought some apples and went to Wal-Mart and got a movie and now I'm home."

I don't understand why this is important. I know Facebook is supposed to be all about you, but come on guys, come up with some better material for your status. Say something cool, not lame that won't get any comments.

And of course, we don't want to forget those statuses that make us feel a little sad. There are some people that simply bait for sympathy, and I really hope I'm not the only one who wants them to stop.

"Kevin is sad today" is not something I'm going to immediately respond to by saying "are you okay, Kevin? How can I help?"

Not just because I don't care that much, but because there are better ways to vent and be comforted then by means of Facebook.

And we just can't forget those who are incapable of using spell check. It's difficult to imagine our generation of teenagers having a full keyboard and not being able to spell out words anymore. What will this world come to?!

I can tolerate it in text-form, but on Facebook? Oh no, no, no. I won't speak to you if you ask me something like this: "wAt r U dO!Ng 2d@y?" Really?

Is it seriously that difficult to spell five words out correctly? I'm pretty sure you put more effort into spelling it this way.

Ah, the pleasures Facebook brings us always has to have strings attached. It's a shame America's youth cannot be a little less irritating.